Merry Christmas everyone! Though my Christmas isnt so merry.

Anw, know what I like about switzerland/france? (Yeah this should be in the previous post but whatever)

Their dedication to bicycles. Their roads have an extra lane by the side that is meant for bicycles. Cool right?
I mean I'd rather cycle to school than to take bus because its freaking crowded and cold in the morning. Too bad my house is never within cycling distance.


Ok now Im at a loss on what to blog. Man this is awkward.
And I never really seem to receive Christmas presents. Damn.

7:51 PM

Finally decided to update, since its been exactly two weeks. Well, I think the trip is not bad.

Met some people on my tour group here and there, and I think they're interesting :) Not to forget the tour guides, good man. 2 thumbs up. If I had 3 thumbs, I'd give them three but I only have two. ):

Anyway, one thing I hate about the trip is that out of 14 days, around 8 days were spent in Italy. Which sucks. Traffic is definitely a thumbs down fo' shure.

Everytime we got into another city, first thing to go to.. chapels/churches whatever you call it. And thats exactly what I dislike.

I thought about lots of stuff to blog about when I was in Europe. Now that Im back, I dont have a single clue about the details ._. Some are still with me but I just dont want to bring them up.


3 days spent in Switzerland and the last 3 were spent in Paris.
Switzerland.. what can I say? Its beautiful. Lucerne was one of the places I went.


Surrounded by hills, valleys and mountains, Lucerne is the perfect place for you to get away from all the city's hustlin' and bustlin'. 'Wow' at the extraordinary sights and sceneries as our buses take you round the town.

Ok that was entirely made up by me. One thing I'd like to mention. My tour guide said people in that area get depression really easily. I guess its because of the boxed-up feeling you get when you're there.

And, I went up mount Jungfrau! 3571m above sea level. Yes, there was one area where visitors could walk outdoors and experience Mother Nature.
Something like..

Yeah. Red lines = Safety lines. Go over that = fall 3000m +++ to your death.
Red dot = swiss flag.
Blue line = gradient.
Invisible white dots = Blizzard. (PS i didnt draw this. thats why its INVISIBLE)

OF course I had to touch the swiss flag.

FYI. Temperature : -7.7degrees celsius.
Wind speed : 39km/h

1st attempt : Tried to test my limits and set off without gloves. Scurried back 5 seconds later.
Reason : Hands were FREEZING. (no kidding.)

2nd attempt : Went out. Came back in 5 seconds later.
Reason : The thing that covered my head flew off in like less than 5sec. (It was part of the jacket so its fine)

3rd attempt : Went out fully armoured. Came back 1minute later.
Reason : To prove it was really high, I video-ed the surroundings. And so had no more WARMTH to carry on.

4th attempt : Went out fully armoured. No recording or whatsoever and touched the flag.
Well actually I didnt manage to touch the flag cos some people were taking pictures there so I just stood there till I was chilled to the bone.

And.. I almost flew off the mountain. Literally. Going back indoors was going down the gradient and since I was moving really quickly (actually running), the wind almost blew me off.

This also made me realise something. I've got poor physical endurance/stamina. (actually I know it alr)
Ever since I got out of the train which took us to the mountain, I was pretty much panting the whole time. Actually it was after the meal ._.

K moving on to Paris. When you're in Paris, whats the thing that you cant miss? The Eiffel Tower of course.
At night...

The tower starts this sparkling effect for about five minutes every hour.


Inside..



Cool right. Taken inside the third floor of the tower. Can see my suave reflection yo (:


Cool right. Taken from the train.

Looks like there's smoke on the peak right.


I told you I wasnt lying.

The leaning tower of Pisa but I didnt go in.

The blue/green dude is my dad (:

Rest of the album is uploaded on Facebook. Too bad if the link isnt working for you cause it is for me. But anyway, just go check out my album for the photos.

In case you want to see how a receipt looks like there, heres a sample.

Erased the numbers so people wont say crap. Just click on it and hold ctrl + roll mouse wheel to see the details.

And if you're wondering, NOPE I DIDNT LOSE MY HEADSET. My dad took it accidentally.
And I didnt buy anything for anyone. Yep too bad. Sick of pocket burning.
And the God that I was talking about is Michael Jackson. Hah caught you off guard didnt I? No? Damn Im not sharing jokes anymore.

Ok just go check out my Facebook for more pictures.

6:52 PM

Currently in Italy, Milan. Quick update.
So far I've been to places like Florence and Venice in Italy, there are still other places but I kinda forgot.

Will be heading to Switzerland tomorrow, finally out of Italy. The thing I dislike about this tour is that we keep visiting chapels, catherals and churches. Their religious stuff seriously bores me out.

Italian food... not bad. Good change from the usual home-cooked chinese food.
FYI, europe is 7 hours BEHIND Singapore.

So now the time is 4.23am in singapore but its 9.23pm in europe.

If you think that Singapore's traffic is epic fail, as in its crowded 24/7, I think you should take a look at Italy, especially Rome.
Iggy used to say this about soccer.. "you find space you play."

Here, its "you find space you park." Its freaking true. The people happy-happy can just park their car in the middle of the road. (well not really but they really squeeze their cars into every little space they can find.)

Dont know what the hell the police doing. Happily chewing on their donuts while the city's in mayhem.

My tour guide's a funny man lol. And at least 80 people joined this tour. ( OOO that was really what I didnt expect. Two groups of 40+ )

Italy got A LOT of chio bus. No pimples no freckles just pure beauty. LOL.
Guys can come here find wives already ok!

K thats enough for now. Will update again soon. Probably when I return on the 17th.






EDIT : I was pissed for the whole day today. Why?

I LOST MY FREAKING HEADSET. Put it in some white case and I think it blended in freaking well with the bedsheets. Unfortunately even though I have like 4-eyes I couldnt see it. Only realised that it was lost when I got to another hotel yesterday.

I NEED MY MUSIC BADLY. PS: I know many of you dont see me having ear pieces stuffed into my ears and blasting music. Thats because I blast it on my PC at home LOL.
And since now Im outside, no loud blasting unless I want to get my ass kicked out of the hotel.

The worst thing is I lost my headset when I recently just got addicted to a whole bunch of songs. !_!
The addiction to music does wonders.

Now Im happily listening to my songs from my phone without blasting it ^o^ How?
HEADSET DUH! I kop my younger brother one LOL. In exchange for the hp charger. (He didnt bring his.)

Argh. If I had the headset for my PSP then it wouldnt have been this bad. I swear after I get back to singapore, I'll storm down to some shop jermaine lee(Jerm we got a date remember? ^o^ ) and get headsets man. 1 for phone 1 for psp.

Sigh. 10.30pm now in Italy. Morning call 7am tomorrow so can burn some oil tonight :D
(Its 5.30am in singapore)
Sadly no one's online in my MSN. Actually have but one is a firebird who does nothing but "Flame on" for the whole day. The other is a workaholic whos doing work even up till now. (double-checked my msn, still on LOL.)

K till then.


EDIT 2 : Dont say I bad ok. Tomorrow till 16th I'll TRY (No guarantees) to see how much my dad's willing to let me rob of him so that I can some gifts. I see who comes to my mind then I buy la hor. Till now I only know I need to get one for sng qi huan (But I can choose to shrug it off LOL). HUAN you owe me one hor if i buy for you.

Maybe when its 7am onwards in singapore, you guys may flood my cbox with "OI SAM BUY FOUR MI!" "EH FAG GET FOUR MI KAY" "Eh help mi buy xx" BUT i wont be able to see it already so tooo late. HAH.

And uh I THINK I CAN receive SMSes here in Europe. But even if i receive i most likely wont be replying cos it costs like 50cents for one message here. So see whos the smart one who visits my blog at this time when Im in the middle of my trip. But still if I dont feel like it i wont buy for the person hor, i warn first. LOL.

Time is gold ^o^ (No link LOL.)

K till then.

EDIT 3 : I want to share something before I leave. My tour guide told us just now.
A : What is god?
B : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. dont know.
A : God is black or white?
B : I think can be both la. Depends lor.
A : Ok. Then God is male or female?
B : I think both also have leh. Depends also lor.
A : Oh! I think I know whos God already.
B : Who?
A : Its ..........................

Who do you think God is? Leave your answer in the cbox. Will tell the answer the next time I have the chance to come online. I can guarantee you will LOL. Or at least get surprised.

HAH.

4:13 AM

So its finally the 3rd of December.


Today is the day..

we die.






No actually its the day I fly to Europe. The things Im looking forward to? The plane rides and the end of the trip (Computer wating for me ^o^)

Cos of some people, I started listening more to songs. And so I've added a few more artists to my Favorite Artists collection.

Ranking according to the time I started liking them. Earliest-latest

Numbah one,

Jay Chou :D

Numbah two,

Jason Mraz

Numbah three,

The Click Five

Numbah four,

Taylor Swift :D

Ok I dont know why I blogged about that, maybe just to lengthen this post. Or maybe for fun or even to brighten up this post. Anyway the main thing is Im listening to more music now.


My flight today is at donktknowwhattime but I know its around 12am.
Will be packing my laptop at 8 30pm so if anyone has any last minute things to say to me(Which I think there wont be) you can do so before that time.

K thats all. I like 6i'06 :D

4:44 PM

I really feel like closing down my blog cause I simply do not feel like blogging anymore.

-Cuts to the chase-

Will be going to Europe for the next two bloody weeks. Usually when I tell people that, the responses are mainly..

1. Wa rich kid
2. Walao so lucky
3. Lucky leh you, i wan go also canot sia
4. U dun wan go giv mi go la
5. rich ass la u still say no $$
6. wtf so long nv tell me
7. lucky ass

Honestly speaking, Im not looking forward to it. In fact, I'd rather stay here in SG with my friends.
Two weeks, half of my Dec gone.

Dont know where my holiday homework is, much less feel like doing it.



Was away to chalet yesterday and I came back today.
Shall not talk much about it.

These days, Im really running out of content to blog about. Maybe it'd be better for me to close this blog down. The cbox itself is already pathetic enough.


* What Not to Say to a Policeman
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!





A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."

8:41 PM

Been 16 days since my last real update.

Well there're two main reasons :
1. Too lazy
2. Been watching some chinese wuxia thing

In case you want to know, its 倚天屠龙记, or rather, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.
Yup yup! ZHANG WOO JEE.



Awww. Dont they look sweet together?
Zhang Wuji + Zhao Min = <3

Im happy that I've finished watching it. I started only on Monday you know!
4 days.. covered 40 episodes. 10 episodes a day.
Each episode lasts for 1 hour.
Which means I've been spending 10 hours a day just to watch this. LOL.

Its good because...
1. Destress
2. Kill time (I dont know why, I actually find myself running out of time LOL)
3. Feel good ^o^
I remember watching it in 2003 when I was still a P3 kid :O

Now I have a deeper understanding of the story :D
Anyone who got spare time to kill, I suggest you go watch it. On youtube.

Sadly, it took up a lot of my time. Hm.


Im so jealous of Zhang Wu Ji. He has like 4 ladies taking care of him! All chio one somemore.
One of the few men I look up to in my life.


For the first time, (actually no, I've done this a few times before), I've been staying at home since the start of the holidays!
Other than attending conquer O lessons and class chalet.

And I actually like it LOL. Spend more time at home might actually be beneficial.
Thinking about your problems alone. It helps sometimes.


Hmm. Leaving in a week. Not looking forward to it.
Anyway, I've got something nice to share with you.

Being in love is like pissing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Who think that its true or false, tag your opinions!

NO Im just joking. I dont want my tagboard to be flooded with such things LOL.



Now that I've watched more Chinese wuxia stuff, Im starting to believe more in fate.
Well, if fate allows, I'll probably be able to talk to shim personally someday.




A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy wants to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."






Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"






A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner

9:51 PM

Humanity is about to end and there is only one way to stop it.

As the world leaders engage in a ferocious debate, danger irks closer to our doorsteps.

With the lives of your people in your hands...
what would you do?




Or rather...... WHAT can you do?

Watch the lives of your friends, family and people burn right before your eyes?
Or would you grab your loved ones with you and attempt a daring escape?

11:09 PM

Whats up forum. I know its been eons since the last update.

But I promise to update asap! Got some content worth mentioning at last.
Chalet later. !_!

Something to get you warmed up.....

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant comments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


Kay Tagz Puh-lease.

11:23 AM

History workbook = Epic fail.

Some pages the tearing lines they make it very distinct so that its easy for us to tear the worksheet out.

Doing pages 45-49 now.
Have to tear it out.

But you know what? The tearing lines on those few pages are like ._.
Seemed like someone just used a pencil and drew dotted lines.
THE TEARING LINES ARENT HELPING ME IN TEARING AT ALL.


Now I tore like one-third of my history worksheets .....
This being late work is bad enough already.

But submitting torn pieces of work.. thats worst >_>

JEEZ.

7:49 PM

O level Chinese today.
Yes although its much easier compared to Higher Chinese, Im still not confident.

The friggin second comprehension was screwed ._.
All the answers were pretty much along this "Keep falling, keep getting up. Not giving up.." etc etc.

I'll be satisfied if I get a B3. A2 if God blesses me.

Ugh. Everyone said I was getting panicking too much for it.
But still the question lingers in my head.

Atmosphere outside the hall was tense as we waited.

Now my back and neck feels weird since I didnt crack them during the first paper.



Now that O is out of the way, the only thing Im looking forward to is the end of Conquer O.

Quite a number of activities lined up for the next few weeks.
And soon 2010 will be here.
And soon we'll be in Term 1.
And soon we'll be taking our Mid Year Examinations.
And soon we'll be taking our Prelims
And soon we'll be taking our O's.

Holy crap.
I'll make sure I hit my goal for O levels man.



There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock
market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out
in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind
a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a farmer gets out of his truck.

"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I
came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."

"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.

"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating,
little drinking, and a little screwing."

"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"

"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."






A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and
explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means.''

The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.''
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor
with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back
to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read...
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

2:51 PM

Whats happening forum. Today is so not my day.

The most fundamental reason was that we had to go back for lessons.
If that wasnt disturbing enough, I had a really bad cold.

It was like this..

In car... -sniff-

In classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Comp lab... -sniff-

I didnt have the tool, which we use to clean stuff or just for fun, to help me.
In order words, no tissue.

I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal so I took 0 packets of tissue paper with me.

Used toilet paper as a substitute.


Having a headache.
The cold really affected my performance today.
Couldnt even finish 1/2 of one letter in one hour.. and O level chinese is next tues.


To top it off, it rained.
And I didnt have the cone-like tool which we use to shelter ourselves from the elements.
The one which we use to hit people with.

The one which we use as a.. I dont know.



In other words, I didnt have an umbrella. Excellent.
And I was still having a cold. Excellent x 2.




-Change of topic-
Spent my weekend watching anime.


Ye Gundam Seed. (PS not destiny)
Its my favorite anime.




Jeez. Thursday is SPA day.



A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars,
would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially,
we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."





There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"




































He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

3:26 PM

Whats happening forum.

Recently, I lost the blogging blues.
And the plurking blues.

Feel like ripping it off my blog cos I hate to see the karma drop day by day >_>
Argh I'll just rip it off now.

-Fiddles with template-


Today's supposedly the last SCHOOL day.
But there are extra lessons for two weeks starting from next week.
Jeez.

Almost a year has passed. Aint it fast?
I still remember getting my streaming results last year and now Im complaining about Conquer O next week.

Next year at this time we would be studying our asses off, while others are enjoying.

Not forgetting we have O level chinese on the 10th and Physics SPA on the 5th.
Friggin worried but dont know what to do about it !_!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Post exam activities ,not counting the dance, were fine. Sadly I screwed up bowling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

K Im done.


A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?"
He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.





Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a
dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth
more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and
so far I've made $20!"

Tag leh.

2:58 PM

Whats happening forum.

Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.

Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.

The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!

I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.

Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.

Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.

Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.

Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)

Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.



A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Have a nice day.

10:49 PM

Whats happening forum.

So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.

I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.

And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.

Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....

It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.

Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.


Ye.

And I want to post this overdue picture.

You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.


Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.

Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.


Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.



A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Have a nice day.

12:31 PM

Yep my blog's been dead for days.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!

-Epic fail introduction-


Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.

Happy Birthday Min Yi!
Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!

But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.

Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!
And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)


So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
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Now thats so freaking obvious he's snuggling up to his old friend __(whathaveyou)__! <3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QYr1xe0PAWs/StQFTCG9-dI/AAAAAAAABsU/z4yoSNBkI_E/s1600-h/2009%2BMTV%2BVideo%2BMusic%2BAwards%2BShow%2BWz8vZT9dzcdl.jpg">


Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.


Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.


Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.



A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."


K its updated.

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One subject down, 7 more subjects to go.

This shall be my last post. (I swear man)
At most I'll be plurking.

THOU SHALL NOT GIVE UP!

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